Eureka! I've found it! .... with Google.

I am finally online at home. The PC is sleek and fast, minus the dialup interent connection of course... we wont go there. It'll take toooooo long. This is most definitely the best news I've had in days. It puts a sunny side on amongst other things: My hot water cylinder not working, my car requiring a service, and of course me being ill with a cold and falling behind on my work. Yippee.